The New Doormat

My New Doormat

Who are we fucking kidding? Not being all cute faux-ghetto; we haven’t had a working doorbell in four years.

*update: apparently a better definition is necessary, as i keep getting corrected on the spelling my my lovely spanish greeting


“Holla”
1. an exclamation of greeting.
2. an exclamtion used to show excitement or enthusiasm.
3. To call or summon
interj. “Holl-a! (greeting)”
interj. “Look at those ladies…Holl-a!”
verb “I’ll holla atch’ya in a hot minute”